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minneNAPolis Graffitti In A Back Hallway At Mall Of America

First week completed at MOA and here are the highlights…

Things that were said to me…
Twins Suck, Go Brewers!
Does the train here go to Duluth?
The f*ck you lookin at?

Things I saw…
The young couple who work at the tea place like to make out on their break at the railing by the food court.
A thug hawk a loogie off the third floor walkway onto the first floor.
An African American woman muttering over and over “The black race is the worst race there is”.

Things I ate…
Villa Pizza is way overpriced and not very good.
The Dairy Queen makes a solid Butterfinger Blizzard.
The waffle fries at Chick Wich are the bomb, but the chicken sandwich I wouldn’t give to a pack of feral cats if I was trying to gain their trust.

And I did find out I am not alone at The Mall! My new partner in crime is Eric, who is awesome and works two floors below me. I also found out Conner works across the street from the mall. The Mall is a big place, so the question is who else works at or near MOA? This census count is important, because it could lead to a meetup somewhere down the line.
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